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Posted: 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02am

ME HEARTIES THERES A CRABBER ON THE PORT BOW
MAN THE CANNONS BLAST THE CRABBER
YAARR THEYRE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP
YAR CUT THEIR HEADS OFF WITH YOUR CUTLASSES
FEED THEM TO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHARKS
WERE THE ROBERT WITTEREL ARMY AND WE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OBLITERATE CRABBERS
WERE THE ROBERT WITTEREL LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH CRABBERS BRAINS LIKE THEYRE LOGS OF WOOD
WE USE CRABBER LIMBS TO MAKEA DAM
♥♥♥♥ CRABBERS
♥♥♥♥ CRABBERS
♥♥♥♥ CRABBERS
YEAAARGH
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