FUNKe - Crosshair

I've been training since the old days
'09, non-stop in bullet time
Sens like my ♥♥♥♥, same size: 11.5
Flickin' so hard that if you check Wikipedia
I'm the first name dropped under RedLetterMedia (it's birthday boy!)
Don't get me started on trackin', I'm the best to the elders
I'm like a well trained rabbit hunter, just call me Elmer

It's part of my plan of attack
I circle fast around a gravitational pull
They're seeing double,
Which is real and which is playing the fool? (What a struggle it must be with no cool)
I play a lot of classes, no doubt
But you better rise to the occasion when I'm on Scout
It's part of my plan of attack ( it's part of my plan of attack )
I circle fast around a gravitational pull ( i circle fast around a gravitational pull )
They're seeing double ( they're seeing double )
Which is real and which is playing the fool? ( which is real and which is playing the fool... )
My K.D.R. is like a 10th class: non-existent
How you make a ratio with only kills in it?

I keep my crosshairs same as my victims' brain sizes
Small and well rounded, with no folds for their synapses
Best of all, when I line headshots, there's no overlap
One tap, reload my shotty, land crit damn and wonder "How did he do that?"
I fake being funny, lying through my teeth
Like b4nny recreated Season 20 in our twitter beef ( ooh, he lost! )
But ain't no falsehood on my chops on the battlements
Call me Cleaver Combo, leave ya stunned and mad, adamant

It's part of my plan of attack
I circle fast around a gravitational pull
I work so crazy they be claiming "am I pulling the wool?"
But I'm not, it's just fun
I try hard, 'till it's done
It's part of my plan of attack ( it's part of my plan of attack )
I circle fast around a gravitational pull ( i circle fast around a gravitational pull )
The time I'm saving you by killing fast must be a mouthful
So shape up, or get gone
If you're square, then I've won

I move my mouse like I'm trained in the game of Osu
You've got more deaths then the number of people who know you
Testin' the waters against me to see how ya play
But truth is that the water you drink from turns friggin' frogs gay

A fun activity to find your sensitivity
Is trying fighting me and see how hurt your ego gets
It's a lot I bet
That's a high sensitivity
That's not good, you don't have as much control over your movement if it's too high