I've been having problems getting this girl to like me. I've followed her twitch stream for about a year now, and I found out she works at a local Hot Topic in a town about 800 miles from me. Anyhow, I took a series of greyhound bus rides to go meet her in person. It was a boring ride, but between my Nintendo DS, my laptop, and my tunes - it flew by pretty fast. You'd think I'd get sick of dragonforce on repeat but no way Jose.

I got to her town and immediately went to the mall she works at. When I saw her in person, i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ freaked out and fell thrice in love. She could be my Ramona Flowers. She's a hot gamer girl and I'm pretty sure I'm her type. I mean, I'm not super fit like her last boyfriend but I have a great personality and a remarkable intellect. I'm part of one of the leading Atheist debate teams in my home town.

Anyhow, I know she LOVES The Big Bang Theory, it's our show. I snuck up behind her and yelled "BAZINGA!!!" and she just turned around and stared at me. I told her my username and that I was a big fan. Since I'm always in her twitch and have tipped $55 USD over the past year, you'd think she would remember me.

She didn't. She asked me if I needed help with anything and I just said the first thing that came to mind. I blurted out "I love you and I just traveled nearly a thousand miles to meet you" Her eyes got real big and she started panicking. I told my sweet dove that we needent not make a scene. She told me to leave the store immediately, and called security after I stuck around and tried to explain myself.

Anyhow, I've never seen her from the waist down in person. I noticed a Dr. Who TARDIS tattoo. While she was walking out to her car a few hours later, I snapped a quick photo of it and ran off. I ended up going to a local tattoo parlor and got the same tat on my leg in the same spot. After a couple of days of sleeping at a 24/7 Starbucks and using their wifi to raid with my WoW guild, I decided I'd try again.

This time I just waited outside her car. I jumped out behind her and she yelled. I pulled up my pant leg and showed her my TARDIS tattoo. I thought she'd like that. She looked horrified. This super tall and fit guy came up behind us and asked if everything was ok. I decided to defend my lady's honor from this stupid alpha male jock type, and show her that I have value. I told him to stand down (in Japanese) and he kept advancing.

If I had my katana, I would've won the fight. He belted me in the face so hard that I fell backwards onto the pavement and lost consciousness for a second. I woke up to her in his arms, crying and thanking him. I ninja rolled away and took off into the night. My nose still hurts and I think i might need some dental work now.

Anyhow, Starbucks kicked me out and my Mom sent me a message asking where I was. At this point it's been about 3 weeks and I've been sleeping behind a McDonald's during the day and charging/using wifi to game during the night.

I have two options right now:

Stay and try to woo this sweet angel, after practicing the art of ninjitsu to physically best her meathead coworker

Spend the last of my money on a bus ticket ticket home, and be shamed in my loneliness.

What should I do?

tl;dr - How do I convince this hot gamer girl to fall in love with me?