YOU, ME. GAS STATION. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE. UH OH, THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OUR GAS STATION SUSHI, WE BLACK OUT AND WE WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH, HORNY FISH, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, FISH ORGY

THE STENCH DRIES AND A BEAR, WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT. BEAR FIGHT BARE HANDED? BARE... NAKED? OH, YES, PLEASE.

WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE IT INTO A CHUCK-E-CHEESE.

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

REVOLUTION?

OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT?

UH, I THINK SO.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST

THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do), THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN

UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN,

DAA BLUH ESZE UH H JWKSBZQGAI0VQPHZCPH W HOQ H8W GIW OGW PGWXPGV

OK ;((

shut up