Hey there you pilgrim poonplowers😼 💦🤤you Maydeflowerers 👨🏻+🚢 = 👅👩🏽you Jamestown jerkoffs 😩👅👁it’s time to stop bluffing🤷🏻‍♀️and start stuffin her muffin🥖💦🧁because it’s wanksgiving ✊🏻🦃So if you’re down to whine and dine in the turkey brine👨🏻👁️🫦👁️then take your match 🔥 from hinge 🤤🔞and pull out that syringe 💉💦🥧 so she can gobble down 🤮 some baste paste 🍒🥖💦 🥛 If she wants more sauce 🍅🌭👅 then make her ♥♥♥♥♥ float 🚣‍♀️ by pouring from the man gravy boat 🚢🌊 🦵 hoepfully there’s room for dessert 👋🏼🍑 so you can go purchasss 💦🍑 some goodies on Black Friday 📆💴💯😏 and go cherry popping shopping 🛍💦 so you can be giving any naughty native 👨🏻👩🏽⛺️🔞 a pilg rim job 👅🍑before she takes the tumultuous Teepee truffle butter 💦 after a gourd hoard 😜💦

"I'm going I'm going I'm going. Gentleman I called the cops twice.. I think the cops... were false. There's something going on at the Hilltop Lounge, I think they're running prostitution! Ow! Somebody ride with please! Agh. I think they're doing prostitution out of there, I accidentally stole the main guys car in 2020. Alright. I think I stole his car in 2020. Anyway, I was up there for the last week. They drugged me and I think they have other people in there. I came out and was listening to this guy talk and he's like "Boss I think this is the guy that stole your car earlier" the boss is aghghagh. I'm scared, I uh I've done this before. I I here, thank you. I I don't trust her and the guy."

Signed by Cooper

+rep pretty good player

+rep! good teammate :3

+rep nice player on Faceit ;)