Hey there you pilgrim poonplowers😼 💦🤤you Maydeflowerers 👨🏻+🚢 = 👅👩🏽you Jamestown jerkoffs 😩👅👁it’s time to stop bluffing🤷🏻‍♀️and start stuffin her muffin🥖💦🧁because it’s wanksgiving ✊🏻🦃So if you’re down to whine and dine in the turkey brine👨🏻👁️🫦👁️then take your match 🔥 from hinge 🤤🔞and pull out that syringe 💉💦🥧 so she can gobble down 🤮 some baste paste 🍒🥖💦 🥛 If she wants more sauce 🍅🌭👅 then make her ♥♥♥♥♥ float 🚣‍♀️ by pouring from the man gravy boat 🚢🌊 🦵 hoepfully there’s room for dessert 👋🏼🍑 so you can go purchasss 💦🍑 some goodies on Black Friday 📆💴💯😏 and go cherry popping shopping 🛍💦 so you can be giving any naughty native 👨🏻👩🏽⛺️🔞 a pilg rim job 👅🍑before she takes the tumultuous Teepee truffle butter 💦 after a gourd hoard 😜💦

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the Minecraft Ender Dragon so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the End I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with the Ender Dragon. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Ender Dragon’s tight dragon ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dragon babies. ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the Ender Dragon again.

bro hit a 1080 ladder stall on me

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 ♥♥♥♥ 👊🏼from good ole Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD ✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD👍🏻 ♥♥♥♥🍆 and 😔BAD 😔 ♥♥♥♥, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣2️⃣ 🙏🏼♥♥♥♥-BEGGING🙏🏼 🍆 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get 😵‍💫ANALLY PLOWED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍

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