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11.7 hrs last two weeks / 4,575.8 hrs on record (1,377.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 24 Jun, 2020 @ 4:24pm

So, I got bozzled the other day and i saw this game on the store page for free.99. MY BROKE ASS INSTANTLY COPPED IT AND INSTALLED ON MY SSD. After just a few minutes of playing this game, I realized how much of a piece of ♥♥♥♥ this game is. This game wasted soo much of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time in a lovely way. It has given me lots of mental issues including severe anxiety of the real world. I accidently stopped doing heroin and other drugs i was addicted to because of this game and i will never find that pleasure again! instead i replaced one good drug with a worse drug, DotA 2. There is nothing better than spawning in treants as natures prophet and backdooring towers. It's a sick pleasure. I am disgusted with my dirty rat ways but i just receive soo much dopamine that i cant get off playing! This is better than jerking off. I've started skipping my 4th year in business because i felt like Natures Prophet teaches me everything i need in the business world with the strats of getting gold. Thank you for listening to whatever the ♥♥♥♥ this is.
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11 Comments
Isla 20 Nov, 2024 @ 9:19pm 
Dang, your review tho! It's packed with so much good stuff. I could never write like that. You're incredible! 🤩👌
` Fione 21 Aug, 2024 @ 10:13pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay as mofo
` Fione 21 Aug, 2024 @ 10:12pm 
this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ should quit playing lol ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer
SickFish 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm 
Product received for free, review invalid.
Balien Of Ibalin 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am 
natures is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smd
Nemesis 15 Aug, 2020 @ 9:33am 
This review sucks and I hate Natures Prophet :d2rubick::steamsalty:
ZeboPatch 8 Aug, 2020 @ 5:44pm 
I try to be good. But i'm always garbage at the game. Thanks for asking fam :d2naturesprophet:
Strife 14 Jul, 2020 @ 11:57pm 
bruh u good?
thefxckinwest 29 Jun, 2020 @ 12:11pm 
greatest reviewer of all time
MARACUJA 25 Jun, 2020 @ 1:28pm 
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