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Honk! Honk! am Goose

What did you just say my favorite flavor was you little ♥♥♥♥♥? Listen you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot ♥♥♥♥, I am NOT salty. Does it look like I’m preserved or contained with salt? Do I look like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pacific Ocean to you? I’ll have you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know that I was in the great salt dump on the I-85 highway in the 2012 winter of Georgia and I have over 300 confirmed dumps on various major roads. You think you can get away with calling me salty over the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet? As we speak, I speaking to my secret North American salt company and we have traced your IP, so you better prepare for the salt storm coming your way. I can kill you in over 500 different ways, and that's only with my various brands of salt. The next time you call me salty, you can press your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lips on my ♥♥♥♥ and measure the salinity levels of my semen, kiddo.

ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ ɪᴛs ʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ sᴀʟᴛ! ヽ

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