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Recent reviews by María déjame ver a mis hijos

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.5 hrs on record
el juego me recordo a cuando me correteo una familia de bolivianos por robarles 3 cebollas

fiel al manga 10/10
Posted 27 October, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
52.7 hrs on record (43.6 hrs at review time)
fui a buscar pan y termine en un callejon sucio y oscuro lleno de bichos feos y criaturas lovecraftianas listas para arrancarme el prepucio a mordidas

luego llegue a mi casa y jugue cry of fear

"sali a buscar azucar y termine con mas armamento que milicia boliviana" EL JUEGO
Posted 22 October, 2023. Last edited 10 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.2 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
resumen de los bichos:
gordo hermoso q vomita al q mira y tiene complejo de creeper del minecraft

un pajin con el brazo como mis pies (bien calloso)

una milf garganta profunda q tira acido (el q perdona esta en el cielo)

un gymrat q no hace pierna (yo)

el gatito mimoso (rapero divorciado)

un violin de 1.50cm q tiene mas brazos q patas

otro violin d lengua larga (mi amante)

otra milf pero mas linda y con menos ropa (rasguña pero me ama)
Posted 3 October, 2023. Last edited 10 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,275.2 hrs on record (3,112.2 hrs at review time)
no es recomendado jugarlo con una persona llamada facundo.
Posted 4 May, 2022. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
39.0 hrs on record (25.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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el tiburon es como padrastro alcohólico
pega como sumo borracho y es mas feo q mi bola izquierda
Posted 21 January, 2022. Last edited 10 February, 2024.
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1,265.3 hrs on record (273.9 hrs at review time)
Spoiler: al final no te vuelves terrorista
Posted 28 December, 2021. Last edited 28 October, 2022.
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