Nicholas771212's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:40pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:33pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 8:29pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:23pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 9:02pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:37pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 12:08am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 5:05pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:09pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:05pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:25pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

21 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30