Progression de Nicholas771212 pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 8 déc. 2022 à 17h08

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 18h22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 18h22

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 8 déc. 2022 à 17h11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 18h22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 18h22

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 21h40

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 22h33

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 7 mai 2022 à 16h01

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 7 mai 2022 à 17h07

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 7 mai 2022 à 20h29

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 12 aout 2022 à 12h23

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 9 déc. 2022 à 17h02

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 9 déc. 2022 à 17h22

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 7 mai 2022 à 21h31

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 23h32

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Débloqué le 10 déc. 2022 à 18h14

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 8 déc. 2022 à 17h55

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Débloqué le 10 déc. 2022 à 17h43

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 10 déc. 2022 à 17h33

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 9 déc. 2022 à 17h23

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 7 mai 2022 à 21h02

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 8 déc. 2022 à 17h56

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 8 déc. 2022 à 16h56

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 7 mai 2022 à 16h23

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 7 mai 2022 à 20h07

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 16 sept. 2022 à 20h37

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 7 mai 2022 à 0h08

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 9 mai 2022 à 22h52

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 8 déc. 2022 à 17h05

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 18h22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 22h59

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 7 mai 2022 à 15h56

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 10 déc. 2022 à 18h01

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 9 déc. 2022 à 16h57

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 18h22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 19h04

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 14 aout 2022 à 21h04

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 18h22

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 18h22

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 16 sept. 2022 à 20h09

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 8 déc. 2022 à 17h40

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 14 aout 2022 à 21h05

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Débloqué le 9 déc. 2022 à 17h47

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 9 mai 2022 à 22h53

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 9 déc. 2022 à 16h53

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 8 déc. 2022 à 17h43

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 18h22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 18h22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 18h22

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 12 aout 2022 à 12h25

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 6 mai 2022 à 21h00

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

21 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30