I'm pretty shy so I have trouble starting conversations... but that doesn't mean I don't care about you! I love all my friends, so please be patient with me. Please note that if you silently remove me I will never let you back on my friends list, so talk with me first if you plan on doing so! I'd love the chance to make up for something and do better. ^^

RIP MK 9/11/2016 <3

Quote Wall:
"You've pissed me off for the last time, cabbit." - Snowman 2015
"I'm gonna molest you. I want that on record." - Clarow
"I didn't throw, I was a genius. A preemptive genius! Put that on my record." - Clarow
shotgun_spammer42 : all i see is fire and bison shots
cronchy : this game is against god
El Tio Hitler : PINCHES FURROS
Zomboy : get ready for piss
*DEAD* thot : I WAS A FOOl
BENNY BEANS : OUR TW=EAM CANT WIN
"I can't read pictures..." - Zuzu 2020
*DEAD* Equine Booty : why is bee sauce still alive
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ basketball star Michael Jackson over here..." - Lui 2020
"Women... cannot stand bees." - Acorn 2020
franky : bee simp killed me pog
"I'm not in hard mode yet I've only got my inner tube on..." - Acorn 2020
"I killed... murder..." - Acorn 2020
"NO, MY JOKE IS BEING RUINED BY MY OWN INCOMPETENCE" - Frogzard 2020
not funy ***** name im not clev : im getting massacred by smug sparkledog avatars
"I'm not like Carl Wheezer from Harry Potter." - Lui 2020
"Be nice. Be happy. Bee Sauce." - Phaze 2020
"When I woke up this morning I thought about when I said I'd finger Bee and I started laughing" - Leo 2020
Prog : we are all bee sauce on this blessed day
"OOG" - Leo 2020
"People on Death Row, they have their last meal, and their last nut." - Chance 2020
"So which one of you is the minigun and which one of you is the microgun in this relationship?" - Zuzu 2020
"My cheeks swell when I approach balls." - Chance 2020
"You don't need bones in the traditional sense." - Groovy 2020
"What if we both went to Hell and we were BOTH sinners... haha just kidding... unless?" - Chance 2020
"Girthquake." - Chance 2020
(On Among Us porn) "If people want to nut to those little spacemen boys, then good for them." - Chance 2020
*DEAD* Hybr1d : pls kick bee sauce
Rem: I'm so disappointed in you.
Rem: Do you know what a raisin is?
Franky: Bee, your inclination for memes is like, on par, with college-aged Tumblr women.
Rem: Wow, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥.
Rem: If there's a good version of a ♥♥♥♥♥, then you're that.
(Looking at my corpse in Phasmophobia) James: Well that was a bit rude, mate.
Redditor : wholesome keanu chungus 100
Notorious G.R.A.N.D.E. : bee sauce has to be one of the scariest things i seen
Retrospect : i see no balance in the auto balance, kirox and bee sauce are still on the same team
jimmy : bee needs to go outside
Rem: ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm gonna go take a ♥♥♥♥ now, good bye.
Pedro: Rem wants his guts powerwashed with ♥♥♥.
Rem: I really enjoy killing people.
SmugBanana : penis is a government conspiracy
"I'm a stupid little man in a stupid little car." - Franky
"Whenever you guys talk about Obama, I just think about Wario." - Pedro
*DEAD* bingus, your beloved : bee sauce i am ending it all tonight
"I have no regard for the life of toads." - Rem 2021
*DEAD* Squishy : you may have killed me but whos covered in fish
"I'm very challenged" - Rem 2021
"I went to Anne Frank's house in Amsterdam. And I was hammered." - Rem 2021
"I can like people I hate. Look at Bee for example." - Rowdy 2021
"So you're gay in your sleep?" - Acorn 2021
"Smarties are just imitation M&Ms" - PuppySky 2021
"Why are you being so normal? This is weird." - Yuki 2021
"You don't seem like you were birthed." - Yuki 2021
"Your gender just seems like... Bee." - Yuki 2021
"If I had a car powered by pee I'd get so much mileage." - Danny 2021
"I can't believe Bee's mom is a Dorito..." - Lui 2021
"I have never deserved anything in my life ever." - Rem 2021
"We've got a breedable gamer in the chat." - Rubles 2021
"Do you think when the Devil tempted Jesus and Jesus said no that temptation would get to him?" - Rem 2021
"We are living in a time of breast milk." - PuppySky 2021
"I don't beg for ♥♥♥♥♥ I only ask 28 times" - Rem 2021
"I should have gone with my instincts but I just went with my butt stinks..." - Rubles 2021
"I'M STUCK INSIDE THE DOG!" - Jasper 2021
"If I have to return one of my stocks I'll kill myself." - Rubles 2021
"It genuinely feels like Rem is being possessed by The Hoes right now." - Zuzu 2021
"Shout out to pissy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Zuzu 2021
"Is this a... female...?" - Rubles 2021
"I'm gonna slam an infant... with my belly..." - Jarrod 2021
"LET THE HOES FEAR MY POWER. LET THE HOES KNOW MY TERROR." - Rubles 2021
"He couldn't find America so he made Fort Buscus, Bee." - Rubles flexing his historical knowledge on George Washington
"IF MY LANGUAGE DAMAGES YOU THEN PREPARE FOR A DPS TEST." - Rubles 2021
"I would be a super villain to Allah" - Rubles 2021
"I can't get off the skateboard so I have to kill myself" - Rubles 2021
"Bee's getting the chocolate milk enema." - Rubles 2022
"I love the bishie boy art of these Roblox characters in this game." - Zuzu 2022
"I sold my pinkies for cookie monster pajamas." - Rubles 2022
"I wanted Bee to have ass-teeth" - Rubles 2022
"Does France even have a capital?" - Rubles 2022
"I wish I could chug dog semen like Jon Arbuckle." - Rubles 2022
"I'm so pregnant." - Rubles 2022
"We need a new kind of slur for Bee." - Pedro 2022
"Stop trying to knuckle♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Rubles 2022
"Toad transformation. It's like bimbofication but instead you turn into a Toad." - BKRandy 2022
"There's no tortles or turtisses" - Rubles 2022
"Rubles is soooo sexy and awesome, and his muscles are huge" - Beesauce 2022
"Bee comes across as a little Biden ♥♥♥♥♥." - Bonesaw 2022
"I don't know how aerodynamic those kids are" - Chai 2023
"ARRRGH! You've been baptized by ol' Stickybeard!" - Chai 2023
"Here Goku, have a piece of coal." - Rem 2023
"I love being racist." - Jasper 2023
"I love killing kids killing kids" - Jasper 2023
"Give a man a rat whomping stick and everything starts to look like a rat." - Rubles 2023
"He's gonna be a fat kid when he grows up." - Rubles 2023
"The doohickeys have breached the house of God" - Chai 2024
"I found a cheeseburger washed up on the shore and I ate it." - Rem 2024
Misfit : when I start getting kills its over for yall
*DEAD* Cheesus : random crit, my behated.

Rubles: Purple Humor is really in store these days. Got a lot of deals lined up with movie producers and stuff.
Me: Such as?
Rubles: Sony... Vegas...?

Rem (out of nowhere): We hate counting b!tches.
Me: Why?
Rem: When they line up they're harder to count.
Me: I feel like they would be easier to count in a line?
Rem: They're not just CONGA-ING down the alley, BEE.

*DEAD* A genuine jar of piss : THATS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*DEAD* A genuine jar of piss : I COULDNT REFLECT
salaxars : calm down bro
A genuine jar of piss : ok

Proto-Pyro : Denny's isn't a place you go; It's a place you end up in.

Rem: Would you accept $500 if someone told you to poop on command?
Rubles: Yeah, I'd ♥♥♥♥ my pants for $500.
Rem: What? I never said THAT.

Bee Sauce : I'm going to launch my Nintendogs game tonight
Bee Sauce : And take my Dalmatian for a walk
succy beverage : good for you man
Bee Sauce : I do not want her to miss me any more
Akechi : as you should
*DEAD* ur nintendog misses you : take care of ur virtual animals
*DEAD* ur nintendog misses you : they love u too

scapegoat.gov joined team BLU
scapegoat.gov was moved to the other team for game balance
scapegoat.gov joined team RED
scapegoat.gov was moved to the other team for game balance
Bee Sauce : welcome back scapegoat.gov
Bee Sauce : we missed you
scapegoat.gov : thank you
scapegoat.gov : nice to be bakc
scapegoat.gov : i just flew in from new mexico
scapegoat.gov : and boy are my arms tired
*DEAD* Bee Sauce : did you try the airplane food
*DEAD* Bee Sauce : what's up with it
*DEAD* scapegoat.gov : the scientists are still out on the airline food
*DEAD* scapegoat.gov : what the deal with airplane penis
dschennault : what

Reiner : this team will not capture anything given infinite time tbh

Jaypelli : pain
spooky coggy : ♥♥♥♥ off merasmus
weewee : that old man needs some ♥♥♥♥ in his life

QuintManBoy : We'd need 100 men to defeat bee sauce

(TEAM) EraserCat : bee sauce i dont like that sign name bro

The Entire Stallion : javi beats up homeless people
Djrr The Dark God of Lamposts : i do too, youre not special

HamguyIsRad : i still mid the days when defly was the boogy man amogets tf2
HamguyIsRad : miss*

Me: How is biting into a bladder anything like biting into a watermelon????
Yuki: It's full of gushy

Me: Missionary or doggy-style?
Rem: I hate the church.

*DEAD* Will-Yummy : need hp

Bee Sauce : hi dallas
Bee Sauce : do you need a medic bag
*DEAD* dallas from payday 2 : yeah

*DEAD* Doctor02 : my tits need sucked
*DEAD* Avery : same
Buster : yeah
Rem : same
Buster : 'boobies' (my nuts)

the scout who never gave up : nah im giving up

(Playing Phasmophobia)
Me: Why is this ghost in the girl's bedroom? That doesn't really sit right with me.
James: He was a bit of a weirdo when he was alive.
Me: I'm gonna go get a video camera.
James: NO THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS

(TEAM) Bartholomew : bee sauce what the hell is your sign
(TEAM) Wiz, Gamer Lesbian : Ah youve seen it too

Me: Everyone is so mean to me </3
Rem: Have you ever wondered if they have a reason to.

PirPl (Purple): Is bee sauce made of bees or is it made by bees?
milky: it's made FOR bees dummy

*DEAD* ok : ok
Thog : thog

Wei: ♥♥♥♥ math
Wei: All I want is chickens

Yuri: Oooooh... I don't like these wats.
Boutros: I'm sorry, did you just abbreviate water as wats?

Biscuit: I could see you owning an Arby's, Boutros.
Boutros: What the ♥♥♥♥?

Me: If you could level up in life just like in video games, where would you put your next skill point?
Rem: Strength, so I could punch a hole in your head.

Pedro: Uninstalling Left 4 Dead 2.
Me: What if we want to play that?
Pedro: Then you can ♥♥♥♥ OFF

Chance: Can we play Payday 2 again some time?
Me: Last time you asked that we played it once and then you uninstalled it...
Chance: NOPE DIDN'T HAPPEN YOU'RE GASLIGHTING ME

Me: Who would want this? No one would want this.
Zuzu: An insane person might want this. I want this.

Me: What is ghost pee???
Rubles: Unholy water
Me: What makes it unholy?
Rubles: The evil ghost energy inside of it
Me: What if they're not evil? What if they're just vibing in purgatory?
Rubles: Then they don't pee
Me: Do they still feel the need to pee?
Rubles: No, they only need to pee if they're evil

Me: Sauerkraut is gross, I don't trust German cuisine.
Chance: YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT FOOD, YOU DON'T HAVE AN OPINION!

Me: *drawing a pineapple*
Rem: Who the hell is that???

Greenie: Jasper, what do you like so much about balls?
Jasper: I love how they ♥♥♥
Me: The balls ♥♥♥?
PuppySky: He puts a straw in them, like a coconut.

Rem: The Fibonacci effect, just like that guy who died.
Chai: There's been a lot of guys that have died.

Rem: If you don't want us to bully you, you have to say the safe word.
Me: WHAT SAFE WORD???
Rem: You have to guess it!
Me: THEN IT'S NOT A SAFE WORD!!!
Chai: You have to play Wordle to guess it. If you get it wrong you have to guess it again tomorrow.

Rubles: My horny ass could NOT be a principal.
Me and Chai: UHHHHH?
Rubles: I MEANT BECAUSE OF THE TEACHERS. I MEANT BECAUSE OF THE TEACHERS. I MEANT BECAUSE OF THE TEACHERS.

Me: Didn't they call Jesus something when he was born?
Chai: Jesus.
Me: NOOO, they like called him something when the 3 kings gave him his ♥♥♥♥.
Chai: Oily Josh?

Me: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this guy has MC Hammer pants!
Rubles: HEE HEE *hums the beat to Smooth Criminal*

Rubles: I'm full of my 100 Dots (the gumdrops) and tap water breakfast!!!

pringledep: someone ban this demo man and make him play league

Jasper: Shut up ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Me: Excuse me? I'll kick your ass
Jasper: Please don't, I'm so weak!

Rem: Can I have whatever's left in your canteen, please?
Rubles: Sure, I'll just suck the sweat from your ass.

Rem: OH NO, NOT THE FLAMMENWERFER!!! AHHHHHH [Gets melted]

groupth1nk was automatically assigned to team BLU
groupth1nk : is this the good team
9 -5 Work Rat : hey dookie can you rub my pookie>?
9 -5 Work Rat : no its not