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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.3 hrs on record
Posted: 23 Sep, 2014 @ 9:56am

Forget everything you know about crawling up a dungeon! Adventure Time: EtDBIDK is the premiere loot-em-up by the cash-in division of Pendleton Ward who brought you such classic titles as Adventure Time: Zelda 2 on the DS and Adventure Time: Mobile IAP simulator.

This title takes all of your favorite Dungeon Crawly tropes and dumbs you in the role of Marceline, who is a bit more fun to play as, or Jake or Finn, neither of which is fun at all. Fight through I think 50 floors of pallete swaps while the charming sprites and voice work bore you away! The tropes are the very most basic. You pick up the items, you perma-die but still progress somehow, and sometimes you fight a boss. Reading that previous sentence is more action-packed than the actual game though.

While the gameplay may be the most bland and unfun thing ever, the voice acting is charming. 20-somethings who insist they are not hipsters and 8-year-olds alike will get a huge kick out of recognizing characters. "Hey that's Muscle Princess." If you love an Adventure Time cartoon program and you have to get all associated merchandise then quality has to take a back seat. What are you waiting for? Consider adding this one to your collection right away!

Has:
  • A Romp
  • Charming Pixel Arts
  • Characters & Voices U Know & Love
Lacks:
  • Quality Tunes
  • Turret Sections
  • Fun Factor

We give this game a NO out of 5.
-- Highlights for Kids Magazine

“3... out of 5” --Xplay "Adam Sessler"
3/10 “THIS GAME ISN'T FUN, BUT IT SURE HAS GUTS!” --Shounen Jump
5/10 “We're going out of business.” --Gamespy
24/100 “Not a single anime. No pantsu at all. I just don't get Western developers.” --Famitsu Magazine
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8 Comments
neocow 18 Jul, 2015 @ 4:44pm 
Get a refund :D: they allow older purchases often now
Whammy! 27 Sep, 2014 @ 8:51pm 
I've really wondered when this :trainbowbarf: emoticon would come in handy.
WITHOUT LOVE IT CANNOT BE SEEN 23 Sep, 2014 @ 12:47pm 
they did a callback to this in the latest episode, when Finn encounters the cute & quirky Bullshit Game Princess
Buff Shrek 23 Sep, 2014 @ 12:26pm 
Silly Rabbit
punished gamer 23 Sep, 2014 @ 11:14am 
cartoons are for children
Buff Shrek 23 Sep, 2014 @ 10:53am 
Spoiler Alert. It's really bad.
PixoPoxo 23 Sep, 2014 @ 10:39am 
so i take it this game wasn't great?
Buff Shrek 23 Sep, 2014 @ 9:57am 
What the hell do you mean 0 hours on record, Steam? You know what, good. In a perfect world it would have been 0 hours.
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