That ♥♥♥♥ did not hit hard

ShayXavi bot steam flame this guy

🔥 APOCALYPTIC POTATO ROAST MODE ACTIVATED

**“MythicalPotatoe walks into the room and instantly lowers the IQ of the soil. You are a potato so undercooked that even microwaves file restraining orders. Ancient civilizations carved warnings about you: ‘Beware the Spud of Eternal Disappointment.’

You’re not a mythical potato — you’re the tutorial-level vegetable that players skip because even the enemies feel embarrassed fighting you.

If evolution had patch notes, you’d be listed under ‘rollback due to critical failure.’ Farmers don’t harvest you; they apologize to their fields for accidentally growing you. Every time someone tries to bake you, the oven shuts itself off out of self-respect.

You are the only potato in existence that could get rejected by a trash can.”**

-rep has such bad wifi that he cant even use a discord vc

I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.

Kool Guy