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Hey, this is Phil from the small wiener club. Sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in. But I am sorry to say that I don't think that I can allow you to join our club. From what I'm looking at it looks like your wiener is... massive. I mean the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous, it looks as if someone glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod and that's not even mentioning how FAT your nuts are. But, it does appear that you're going to have to take that ginormous SCHMEAT somewhere else. But, thank you for trying and best of luck to you.

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