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EnanthateGaming7

Michael Wave

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ADL goon, suffering of kuarna land

washed up arena shooter gamer, I sometimes still click heads.

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Fallout 4

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combat not different

We see a MONTAGE OF SHOTS revealing the history of Fallout.

RON PERLMAN
(VO)
War. War never changes which is
completely untrue since the way
we’ve killed each other has changed
and the reasons for going to war
has changed. Humans going to war
with humans hasn’t changed so
that’s true unless you plan to
fight mutant scorpions and oh,
zombies here. Christ... So you
were born in the vault and you die
in the vault. No one enters and no
one leaves. Can I have my check
now so I can go back to making
movies and TV shows?

CUT TO:

INT. MYSTERIOUS LOCATION

We get a horrifying first person view of BABY HERO emerging
from his MOTHER’S WOMB and into LIAM NEESON’s arms.

LIAM NEESON
Look at you! I’m your daddy,
little guy.

BABY HERO
(cries)

LIAM NEESON
Let’s use this gene projection
thing here and see what you’ll look
like 20 years from now.

BABY HERO’S MOTHER
Oh my beautiful baby... wait. It
can also accurately predict what
hairstyle and facial hair he’ll
have, too? Seriously, who thought
of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?
(dies)

FADE TO:

INT. VAULT 101 - LIAM’S HOME

SUPER: ONE YEAR LATER...

LIAM NEESON puts BABY HERO in his PEN unlocked for some
reason and then walks out. The game instructs the baby to
escape and do baby stuff. He does. Liam returns.

LIAM NEESON
Quite a little explorer, aren’t
you? I want to show you
something. See that passage from
the Bible? It’s your mother’s
favorite. Clearly it’s not
something you will need to solve a
puzzle somewhere later. Now let’s
hurry this silly tutorial up.

FADE TO:

INT. VAULT 101 - COMMON DINING AREA

SUPER: NINE YEARS LATER...

BABY HERO grows up to be KID HERO and the Vault throws him a
birthday party. He receives gifts from various
VAULT-PEOPLE, including his very own PIP-BOY 3000 from the
OVERSEER. He also meets local ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ led by KID BUTCH.

KID AMATA
Hey, I got you this comic book for
your birthday. Reading it makes
you a better fighter!

KID HERO
What is this ♥♥♥♥? Dungeon &
Dragons?

KID BUTCH
Hey, loser! I beat puppies and
kittens for fun. Give me your
stuff! No? I’ll whale on you
while you just stand there.

LIAM NEESON
Knock it off, Butch. Son, come
here. I figure you were old enough
to use a gun so here’s one to play
with.

(GAME END)

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۞Behold a small dark orb, wheeling in an abyss of infinite space. It is minute among a myriad vast ones, dark amid a myriad bright ones. I who comprehend in myself all the vast and the minute, all the bright and the dark, have mitigated the brilliance of mine unutterable splendour, sending forth [V.V.V.V.V.] as a ray of my light, as a messenger unto that small dark orb. Then [V.V.V.V.V.] taketh up the word, and sayeth: Men and women of the Earth, to you am I come from the Ages beyond the Ages, from the Space beyond your vision; and I bring to you these words.

But they heard him not, for they were not ready to receive them.

But certain men heard and understood, and through them shall this Knowledge be made known. The least therefore of them, the servant of them all, writeth this... He writeth for them that are ready. Thus is it known if one be ready, if he be endowed with certain gifts, if he be fitted by birth, or by wealth, or by intelligence, or by some other manifest sign. And the servants of the master by his insight shall judge of these. This Knowledge is not for all men; few indeed are called, but of these few many are chosen.

This is the nature of the Work.

First, there are many and diverse conditions of life upon this earth. In all of these is some seed of sorrow. Who can escape from sickness and from old age and from death? We are come to save our fellows from these things. For there is a life intense with knowledge and extreme bliss which is untouched by any of them. To this life we attain even here and now. The adepts, the servants of [V.V.V.V.V.], have attained thereunto. It is impossible to tell you of the splendours of that to which they have attained. Little by little, as your eyes grow stronger, will we unveil to you the ineffable glory of the Path of the Adepts, and its nameless goal. Even as a man ascending a steep mountain is lost to sight of his friends in the valley, so must the adept seem. They shall say: He is lost in the clouds. But he shall rejoice in the sunlight above them, and come to the eternal snows. Or as a scholar may learn some secret language of the ancients, his friends shall say: "Look! he pretends to read this book. But it is unintelligible - it is nonsense." Yet he delights in the Odyssey, while they read vain and vulgar things. We shall bring you to Absolute Truth, Absolute Light, Absolute Bliss. Many adepts throughout the ages have sought to do this; but their words have been perverted by their successors, and again and again the Veil has fallen upon the Holy of Holies. To you who yet wander in the Court of the Profane we cannot yet reveal all; but you will easily understand that the religions of the world are but symbols and veils of the Absolute Truth. So also are the philosophies. To the adept, seeing all these things from above, the many change and pass; the one remains. Even as wood and coal and iron burn up together in one great flame, if only that furnace be of transcendent heat; so in the alembic of this spiritual alchemy, if only the zelator blow sufficiently upon his furnace all the systems of earth are consumed in the One Knowledge. Nevertheless, as a fire cannot be started with iron alone, in the beginning one system may be suited for one seeker, another for another. We therefore who are without the chains of ignorance, look closely into the heart of the seeker and lead him by the path which is best suited to his nature unto the ultimate end of all things, the supreme realization, The Life which abideth in Light, yea, the Life which abideth in Light..

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