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I have noticed that, although I have 43 friends, I am not receiving 43 comments on my profile. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to post. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to post on my profile. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

Recently I played the new Cybberpunk game. This game is so buggy that even the character creator is broken

I heard that the game had some bugs but I wasn’t expecting them to hurt my experience so quickly. I was making my character and I got to the genitals option and gave my character a penis. I scrolled through the size option and noticed a game breaking bug. The labels are wrong for the penises. I gave my character what was labeled as “small penis” and was surprised to find that it was way bigger than my real penis. This is a serious game breaking bug and CD Project Red needs to make fixing this issue it’s number one priority.

Aw man, that dragon icons neat

No one:

Not a single soul:

This video: exists

This comment: hold my beer

Me: so you have chosen death

Death: that's a big yikes from me dawg

Also death: I wasn't expecting special forces

Me: mom can we have death

Mom: we already have death at home

Death at home: surprised pikachu face

This video literally makes me cry every time

Who else is watching this in ????

This video: wait that's illegal

Also this video: why do I hear boss music???

Alright mom, you think that the Lego Death Star is too expensive of a set for my birthday which hypothetically- hypothetically lets take a look at the facts (which don't care about your feelings) in a situation where, hypothetically, you get it for my birthday. So, we take a look at the numbers it's $499.99 but it has 4,016 pieces, and that means it comes down to a price point of about 12.4 cents per piece and that's a fact, that's a fact (that doesn't care about your feelings). And even though that might be seemingly pricey in comparison to other lego sets, lets take a look at the minifigures. We have Han Solo in a Stormtrooper outfit, we have Luke Skywalker also in a Stormtrooper outfit, these are exclusives for the set since 2001. And it's a fact that you can recreate epic scenes- hypothetically, hypothetically, from A New Hope and Return of The Jedi if I had this set and I think the facts add up, that you should buy me this set (regardless of your feelings)