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There are so many Souls-likes out here on Steam that finding a good one is incredibly hard. This is probably the best non-FromSoftware Souls game out there. Although in reality it's not really a Dark Souls game and much closer to a Bloodborne remake, albeit with a few cues taken from Sekiro. The combat feels like a perfect marriage between those two games and while Lies of P wears its influences proudly upon its coiffed sleeves I think it manages to bring something fresh and new to the genre. Good game.

This game could play like absolute rotten bread and I'd still enjoy it because Ben Prunty's soundtrack is just that good. Fortunately the gameplay is good and fun (if painful) so I do not have to resort to Spotify.

This game is kickass. Nothing else really much to say. The game kicks so much ass. The guns are meaty and cathartic. The maps and secrets are fun and rewarding. The soundtrack is metal and awesome. This game murders the hell out of hell. Brings honor to the Doom legacy.

The idea of "One More Turn" or in this case "One More Day" is always mostly credited to the Civ games. But Stardew Valley is probably one of the most wholesomely addictive games I have ever played. The desire to play one more day, even when it's 4:00 AM, just to get that last harvest, or to make a few more bucks to get that upgrade, is so rewarding. This game makes me want to be a farmer somehow. Also, the recent multiplayer update is fantastic, if a bit buggy at times, and breathes even more life into this already well fleshed out game. Would recommend.

An exquisite Arena brawler that exemplifies the sense of a MOBA, being a multi-player online battle arena and not a garbage experience of boring and boring. Battlerite puts you into the action and quickly puts your skills to the test. Little to no RNG where skill trumps all.

A beautiful, atmospheric detective game. Prepare to hunt for clues, encounter wierd ♥♥♥♥, and be very confused as you traverse the creepy Red Creek Valley.

Literally one of the best games I have ever played. Not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding. The combat is very good and the open world is revolutionary for 2005-era games. And it's quite cheap. ESPECIALLY ON SALE! PRAISE GABEN!!

This game is an amazing combination of tactics, teamwork and copious amounts of toys for which to shoot people with.

A sandbox large enough to fill up all the oceans of the world and still have enough left to irritate the vaginas of every hooker in Vegas. 10/2

Dump Bodies in the River Simulator 2019 GOTY