Things that have happened in the 38 hours since this one started playing...
This one bought a goat with connections to Prince Sanguine and named him Sam Leguine. This one felt judged for selling the drinks khajiit found instead of drinking them.
This one joined a team to face a clanfear dwelling in a dungeon. It glitched into the wall and this one cried with laughter. [Goat was not there at the time.]
This one opened a chest and watched another player take the loot while this one was sorting through inventory. [Goat is laughing at khajiit.]
This one was killed by a slaughterfish and got an acheivement. This one did not get an acheivement the next three times this one became fish food. [Goat is mocking this one...]
This one found the Wabbajack and turned priestesses into stone. [Goat approved.] Was not allowed to keep the Wabbajack.
This one ate a frog and had a bad trip to please a hippy elf. [Goat approved.]
This one's verdict? Game is worth every Septim.
Goat is summoning this one. This one must return to Tamriel and remain there forever.

Things that have happened in the 38 hours since this one started playing... This one bought a goat with connections to Prince Sanguine and named him Sam Leguine. This one felt judged for selling the drinks khajiit found instead of drinking them. This one joined a team to face a clanfear dwelling in a dungeon. It glitched into the wall and this one cried with laughter. [Goat was not there at the time.] This one opened a chest and watched another player take the loot while this one was sorting through inventory. [Goat is laughing at khajiit.] This one was killed by a slaughterfish and got an acheivement. This one did not get an acheivement the next three times this one became fish food. [Goat is mocking this one...] This one found the Wabbajack and turned priestesses into stone. [Goat approved.] Was not allowed to keep the Wabbajack. This one ate a frog and had a bad trip to please a hippy elf. [Goat approved.] This one's verdict? Game is worth every Septim. Goat is summoning this one. This one must return to Tamriel and remain there forever.