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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.0 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Mar, 2021 @ 1:00pm
Updated: 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:54pm

I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it! I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see it! "Oh that looks kind of like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference, but I kept going, "I'd see a fridge that looked like among us.", "I’d see an animated bag of chips that look like among us.", "I'd see a hat that looked like among us." And every time I burst into an insane breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words of AMOGUS ran through my head, It's torment, psychological torture! I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally anytime I see an oval on a red object. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live like this. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't! And don't get me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than sus. I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane person. And the word among is ruined, the phrase among us is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. Make it stop!
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