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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 9:18am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 9:34am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2017 @ 2:15am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 7:51am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2017 @ 11:02pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 4:03am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 2:47am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 2:30am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 3:32am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 10:54pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2017 @ 10:08pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 3:26am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2018 @ 6:05am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 3:18am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 7:04am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 7:13am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 3:32am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 9:35am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 11:04pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 2:15am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 3:03am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 3:54am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 1:36am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 11:02pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 2:43am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 4:12am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2019 @ 6:42am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 5:11am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 4:08am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:13am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 5:11am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 11:14pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 11:14pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2019 @ 3:19am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 10:11pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 3:58am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:58pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 1 May, 2019 @ 3:19am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 3:48am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:26am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2020 @ 4:04am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:20pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 3:25am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:42am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:50am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:58pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39am



First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?