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My friend.
[Massive applause as Woke Howard walks up in stage, deeply kissing Geoff Keighley and grabbing his ass] Today I'm here to announce our brand new game. I hope you like the Trailer.
[On the screen, the camera pans over ice, as skaters go by faster then the eye can see. The camera pans up as emotional music swells. The words "Wayne Gretzky Hockey 4" appear on screen and the trailer ends. It cuts back to Woke Howard on the stage as the crowd is going absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.]
The Elder Scrolls Six is cancelled.
[Todd Howard walks off, making sure to get a good grasp of Geoff Keighley's semi-erect penis as he leaves. The crowd has not stopped cheering.]
💌💟 💟💌
💟🌠💝💟💝🌠💟
💌🌠💌🏆💌🌠💌
💟🏆🔝🏆💟
🔝 💌🌠💌 🔝
⚡ 💟 ⚡
💫 💫
✅ Cool guy !!!