Recent reviews by LZulb

Got a girlfriend because of this game. Pretty solid.

Edit: We broke up later.

This game needs to be more like Celeste and Hollow Knight.

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This game is ass. I mean hot dog ass. IT'S AWFUL. I mean the game in of itself is actually quite solid, but there's one HUGE thing that holds it back and almost makes it unplayable. It's the fact that the characters you can play as DON'T (and I mean DON'T) have an absolute dumpy. Their asses are flatter than a pancake. I can probably balance a glass of water on their ass perfectly fine without it having the slightest chance of spilling. You can put a paper to the ass and try to find gaps but then realize that you're wasting your time because THEY'RE JUST THAT FLAT. I wouldn't be surprised if their ass won some kid of award for being the flattest surface this earth has seen. Sitting down must changes their appearance to such a degree that they probably suffer from a different kind of back pain; a pain only caused for having such a flat ass. You know those bars that have this red liquid in it that's used to see if something is level when you're building? You can put that to their asses and it will scream flat. It might actually be something chronic. No ass was EVER supposed to be this flat.

If they could fix this problem (or at the very least add a character with cake), then I will change my rating to a thumbs up and write a 2 thousand word review about how much I love this game. For now though, I'm going to have to give a thumbs down. I just can't possibly play this game when all you will ever want to look at are the asses of your character. It's evil that they spent weeks designing these characters only to not give them a dumpy.

Baby. Dead. Cry. Win. Brr.

I put my family into my cult and then proceeded to murder every last one of them

Ah, yes. White fox win!

Portal 2 is really an amazing game. I played it with some of my friends and made some inside jokes from it. I'm giving it a a thumbs down due to me being the best player in the world.

If the cop's AI was more like the AI from Hollow Knight and Celeste, maybe I would give it a thumbs up. However, this game is nothing like Hollow Knight or Celeste, so I have to give it a lesser rating for that reason.

This game is also lacking in the department of blocks. You know what good game has blocks? Minecraft. Minecraft has blocks.

I also noticed how the cops can shoot through houses, but not pig cars. I find this to be racist because you're giving the pigs a lot more power than they deserve. Cops in real life are nowhere near as powerful as cops are in this game.

I do however love the aim of the cops in this game. It's a direct 1 to 1 copy of their actual aim. Really bad unless they have a semi-automatic machine-gun. Cops also brought a sword to a gun fight, not quite how I imagined it to go. Cops don't use swords. They use their pew pews.

It's with heavy heart and deep thought to myself and with my 3 other friends that watched me play/played this game to say that this game scores a 9/10.

My reasoning for this low scoring and me leaving a bad rating on this game is because the main character is black. Personally, if he were more block, I would love this game. However, he's just not.

This game is need of a rework on how the gun system works. I don't think it's realistic that some cops with swords when killed drops a rocket-launcher. Now, if he were holding the rocket-launcher, that would be a different story.

This game also reminds me of a game I played a long time ago: *Mr Crabs Overdoses On ketamine And ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dies*

If you would ask me one question about this game and I would have the best answer for your question, it would have to be: "How do I fly?". To that, I would say to wear air Jordans. With this top notch shoes, you will be blessed with 2 more jumps.

At the end of the day, this game might not be a AAA game, but we all must treat it as so. This game has settings to where you can change the volume and graphics.

To end things, I would give it a thumbs up, but I don't want to. Too hard.

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