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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 66.4 hrs on record (65.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 Jan, 2020 @ 10:24am

---{Graphics (IN FIGHT)}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful ( ;) )
☐ Telltale smoking 5 Gs of Tf2
☐ Decent
☐ Supershite
☐ Paint.exe

---{Graphics (EVERYTHING ELSE)}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Supershite
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ GOTFC
☑ Very good
☐ Street Fighter x Dragon Balls
☐It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Every one ;D
---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boios
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls (Hardest Difficulty)

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ If you want story, then go read a book.
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☐ Better than the Telltale Sam & Max series
☑ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond (Thats why Satan makes you play it in Hell)

---{Price}---
☐There is no "price“
☑ Worth the price seven times over
☐ Worth the money, but try to catch it on sale
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Literally nothing bad
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.

10/10
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2 Comments
LOVE UAE 16 Feb, 2020 @ 3:04am 
why ?
it looks so good in my opinion ;D
Candy Cultist 15 Feb, 2020 @ 10:22am 
srsly? Graphics that good? Hard to take your review seriously