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Posted: 2 Feb, 2022 @ 5:57am

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Poppy Green 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:11pm 
Dang, your review tho! It's packed with so much good stuff. I could never write like that. You're incredible! 🤩👌
大饼油条 4 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03am 
my name is Skyler White, I'm your wife. I'm going to buy a car for our son. Please give me 1000 dollars. I swear i wont give it to Ted, though he is so charming.:steammocking:
Ak0nCr4k 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:33pm 
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Tacosworth 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:12pm 
yeah i hope your still alive
Flashpot 21 Feb, 2022 @ 7:05pm 
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he
Reversepolius 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:19am 
uhh guys the script is smudged
Reversepolius 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:19am 
you will never find them none of you will
FlimFlam 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:52am 
no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will uhh...
conoxus663 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18pm 
connection terminated, im sorry to interrupt you elizabeth, if you even remember that name. you have been misinformed, you have not been called here to receive a gift, but you have indeed been called. to a labyrinth of uhh... i uhh... EY WHERES THE SCRIPT
Wonder 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:54pm 
Good