keep crying kid, toxic kid = troll thats life.

Dear Itspablodiscobar,

We regret to inform you that your Gamer Elite™ Credit Card has been temporarily suspended due to a series of truly concerning and extremely cringeworthy purchases. The following list has been flagged for immediate review, as even the financial system is questioning your life choices:

1x “Epic 420 POGGERS Emote Pack” (Lifetime License, No Refunds) - $49.99
2x “UwU Animations” Sticker Pack (For when you need everyone to know you're a walking meme) - $29.99
3x “Platinum No-Scope Fidget Spinner” CS:GO Skin (For those truly epic flicks) - $89.99
1x “Dark & Darker Premium Chest” - $19.99
5x “Rocket League GLOWING NEON FART CLOUD Wheels” (For the ultimate swag) - $79.95
1x “CringeMaster 3000 Victory Emote” (For when you want to remind everyone that you’re toxic) - $24.99
1x “LOL I’m So Good At This Game” Taunt Emote (For when you’re 0/10 and still want to act cool) - $14.99

Total: $329.89

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Signed by the only original dowii

useless bot