Hi! I love making dumb names. Judge me and I'll cry.
I play various games and try to finish them, one game at a time.
Please comment before adding for any request (trading, playing, etc).

I don't bite so don't be afraid to add/delete me (but no private profiles).
For trading requests please view the trade information below.

I will not ruin my integrity by cheating in any manner.

Times I have been asked what weapon I use in Payday 2: 7
Times I have been asked how I got a 'robot' voice in Payday 2: 7
Times my mask was questioned in Payday 2: 5
Times my DMR pistol was commented on in Payday 2: 4
Times I was accused of cheating in CS:GO and CS2: 17
Times I have been kicked from a server in CS:GO and CS2: 4
Times I was accused of cheating in TF2: 6
Times I got called out (negatively) for healing a Sniper in an idle/trade server in TF2: 11
Times I have been (manually in text) thanked as Medic in TF2: 4
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The following are the names I've used on Steam. The numbers denote the order of names used sorted in ascending order. Don't judge the earlier (2-32) names I've used.

Aliases
1. Kevin3798 (older name)
2. Potato Finder (old name)
70. JudgeMyAlias (this one's staying)

I stopped using my second name after I realised that 'potato' was not a very good name.

'My potato does...' lines:
3. Can't find my potato
4. My potato bought groceries
5. My potato found tabletops
6. My potato did yoga
7. My potato cleaned windows
8. My potato ate cereal
9. My potato touched plastic
10. My potato shot sushi
11. My potato annihilated crayons
12. My potato played guitar
13. My potato stole microwaves
14. My potato sold pasta
15. My potato drank sauce

My potato's favourite activity is yoga.

Attempts at being witty:
16. Don't turn on sticky keys
17. Filter keys are just as bad
18. April Fools is not a joke
19. Look, no one cares
20. You are a neophyte
21. Don't try this at home
22. Should've gone to Specsavers
23. Heard of "outside"?
24. Sleep? What's that?

Old, old mockery:
Nickname 25 was a mockery of two Steam groups that were pervasively used in the usernames of the Team Fortress 2 playerbase along with a popular character from a popular children's show that was liked by adults.
Nickname 26 was just terrible.

Best, bester, bestest:
27. I am bester than you
28. I am the bestest
29. No one is bester than me
30. I am the most best
31. I am too best
32. You are very worst

Parenting:
33. We all have our little moments
34. Say sorry to the nice man
35. We can't all be winners
36. Don't do that thing you do
37. You did try to an extent
38. Better luck next time
39. Turn that frown upside down
40. Can't we all just get along?
41. Don't talk to strangers
42. Look on the bright side
43. No one's perfect
44. Every cloud has a silver lining
45. What goes around comes around
46. Better safe than sorry
47. There is no need to be upset
48. What goes up must come down

Schooling
49. My dog ate my homework
50. Better late than never
51. You win some you lose some
52. You're in big trouble young man
53. I know you are but what am I?
54. I'll do my work tomorrow

Names 55 and beyond are located in the trade info box. The rest of the names don't follow a particular theme.