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Steam wants me to add a status to my friends, are you out there?

Ans then came the herring addiction. He was so addicted he delusionally changed the spelling of his name to "JuNNeZ," as a result of his eyes watering from the fumes of a shipment of Norwegian Herring, which he was signing for. His addiction did have some upsides, though. He taught himself morse code to communicate with fishing ships on the horizon to ask when he would be getting his next kilo of herring, all from the roof of his house.

Jonas "Applesauce" Andersen was born into the Royal Family of Shrewbury in the year of the Dragonfly. His handsome looks, slick blonde hair, and swagger allowed him to become a successful man by the age of 10, when he already was tall, had full muscles, and lost his virginity to an Icelandic super model.

When he became 18 years old he was already a 4 star general and member of the G.I. Joe Squad where he was worshiped by many and had 12 beautiful model girlfriends. He achieved 7 doctorates from the Univserity of Awesomeness where he was top in his class along side Chuck Norris, Liam Neeson, and The Guy who played Darth Maul.

Today he is a stunning rouge who sometimes turns into a sly hamster with a top hat, monocle, and handlebar mustache which he also weilds during sex.