✨ Seriouslyyy, where can I, um… relieve myself? 🥵💦 Like omg, I’m a poor lil’ freshman in Santa Rosa dorms 😩, and my roomie is this international student who literallyyyy skips class to grind League of Legends 🎮 for 16 hours straight EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. 😤🤯 Like dude, he even has his groceries delivered and eats ALL his meals at his desk 😩🍜. So he’s literally NEVER leaving the room for more than 5 minutes (10 if he decides to actually shower that day 🚿💀).
So, like… aside from my room, the ONLY other place I thought about letting loose 💦 is the shared bathrooms… but like, dropping my essence 💦 on a public shower floor just feels so nasty and morally heinous, you feel me? 😖🤢
I’m LOSING it here, guys 😭💀. It’s been 3 WEEKS and I can LITERALLY feel this intense pressure building in my, uh… special region 👀 every time I sit down 💦🥵. PLS someone, ANYONE, tell me a place I can, um… "do the thing." 🥺👉👈

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