Joshpai
Josh   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I hack.


Things People Have Said/Done
"Roses are red, violets are blue, you're a ♥♥♥♥, leave me alone" ~ Bradley to his 8 year old brother
"You know what they call turkish delights in Turkey? Hand jobs." ~ Bradley to his 8 year old brother

08:51 - Joshpai: https://gyazo.com/075b0226ffd98db30f6dd5f47d89463e
08:51 - Joshpai: still one of my favourite things
20:57 - ok.: xdddd
20:57 - ok.: best
20:58 - Joshpai: it took you
20:58 - Joshpai: 12 hours
20:59 - Joshpai: and 6 minutes
20:59 - Joshpai: xD
20:59 - ok.: wot
20:59 - ok.: it says Sunday, October 09, 2016
20:59 - ok.: oh wait
20:59 - ok.: AM
20:59 - ok.: PM
20:59 - ok.: lmao
20:59 - ok.: i'm a god
20:59 - Joshpai: nice xd
20:59 - ok.: i legit thought u asked me that 5 minutes ago
20:59 - ok.: wtf
21:00 - Joshpai: xD

(Joshpai (3) is Zakonelli)
18:43 - Joshpai (3): so i jsut did the wave survival mode and it kept saying joshpai at the endof each wave and a score, so i assumed that i was just getting the same score as you
18:43 - Joshpai (3): and now i've realised
18:44 - Joshpai: nice
18:44 - Joshpai: xD


Best LJs
- CS:S -
Prestrafe: 274.54 A+D Strafe: 5 Distance: 271.89
Joshpai jumped 271.89 units.
^^ No stref stats, I cri evrytim ;-;

- GMOD -
[Long Jump] 274 units (Strafes: 4, Prestrafe: 275 u/s, Average Sync: 98%)
# Speed Gain Loss Sync
1 326 u/s +14 0 100%
2 340 u/s +12 0 100%
3 352 u/s +8 0 100%
4 360 u/s +0 0 92%
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
246 hrs on record
last played on 20 Jan
7.2 hrs on record
last played on 18 Jan
497 hrs on record
last played on 31 Dec, 2024
Juiceables 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:26pm 
they say love knows no boundaries, i tried to date a girl latest week but she wasn't you, you are the only one i need, my love amelia, take this hard earney csh in earnest for i love you deeper than love can go;osdjfgpog from joah
Juiceables 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37pm 
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang Haachama so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to my PC screen I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Haachama. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of her ♥♥♥♥♥.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the tarantulas. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Haachama again.
Juiceables 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:45pm 
they say love knows no boundaries, i tried to date a girl latest week but she wasn't you, you are the only one i need, my love amelia, take this hard earney csh in earnest for i love you deeper than love can go;osdjfgpog from joah
Juiceables 20 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm 
they say love knows no boundaries, i tried to date a girl latest week but she wasn't you, you are the only one i need, my love amelia, take this hard earney csh in earnest for i love you deeper than love can go;osdjfgpog from joah
GNS18 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:00pm 
camper - rep
Juiceables 21 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm 
they say love knows no boundaries, i tried to date a girl latest week but she wasn't you, you are the only one i need, my love amelia, take this hard earney csh in earnest for i love you deeper than love can go;osdjfgpog from joah