Joshpai
Josh   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I hack.


Things People Have Said/Done
"Roses are red, violets are blue, you're a ♥♥♥♥, leave me alone" ~ Bradley to his 8 year old brother
"You know what they call turkish delights in Turkey? Hand jobs." ~ Bradley to his 8 year old brother

08:51 - Joshpai: https://gyazo.com/075b0226ffd98db30f6dd5f47d89463e
08:51 - Joshpai: still one of my favourite things
20:57 - ok.: xdddd
20:57 - ok.: best
20:58 - Joshpai: it took you
20:58 - Joshpai: 12 hours
20:59 - Joshpai: and 6 minutes
20:59 - Joshpai: xD
20:59 - ok.: wot
20:59 - ok.: it says Sunday, October 09, 2016
20:59 - ok.: oh wait
20:59 - ok.: AM
20:59 - ok.: PM
20:59 - ok.: lmao
20:59 - ok.: i'm a god
20:59 - Joshpai: nice xd
20:59 - ok.: i legit thought u asked me that 5 minutes ago
20:59 - ok.: wtf
21:00 - Joshpai: xD

(Joshpai (3) is Zakonelli)
18:43 - Joshpai (3): so i jsut did the wave survival mode and it kept saying joshpai at the endof each wave and a score, so i assumed that i was just getting the same score as you
18:43 - Joshpai (3): and now i've realised
18:44 - Joshpai: nice
18:44 - Joshpai: xD


Best LJs
- CS:S -
Prestrafe: 274.54 A+D Strafe: 5 Distance: 271.89
Joshpai jumped 271.89 units.
^^ No stref stats, I cri evrytim ;-;

- GMOD -
[Long Jump] 274 units (Strafes: 4, Prestrafe: 275 u/s, Average Sync: 98%)
# Speed Gain Loss Sync
1 326 u/s +14 0 100%
2 340 u/s +12 0 100%
3 352 u/s +8 0 100%
4 360 u/s +0 0 92%
当前离线
最新动态
总时数 246 小时
最后运行日期:1 月 20 日
成就进度   58 / 63
总时数 7.2 小时
最后运行日期:1 月 18 日
总时数 497 小时
最后运行日期:2024 年 12 月 31 日
Juiceables 2023 年 11 月 19 日 下午 12:26 
they say love knows no boundaries, i tried to date a girl latest week but she wasn't you, you are the only one i need, my love amelia, take this hard earney csh in earnest for i love you deeper than love can go;osdjfgpog from joah
Juiceables 2022 年 10 月 20 日 下午 1:37 
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang Haachama so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to my PC screen I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Haachama. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of her ♥♥♥♥♥.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the tarantulas. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Haachama again.
Juiceables 2022 年 9 月 1 日 下午 1:45 
they say love knows no boundaries, i tried to date a girl latest week but she wasn't you, you are the only one i need, my love amelia, take this hard earney csh in earnest for i love you deeper than love can go;osdjfgpog from joah
Juiceables 2022 年 6 月 20 日 下午 1:18 
they say love knows no boundaries, i tried to date a girl latest week but she wasn't you, you are the only one i need, my love amelia, take this hard earney csh in earnest for i love you deeper than love can go;osdjfgpog from joah
GNS18 2022 年 3 月 5 日 下午 3:00 
camper - rep
Juiceables 2022 年 1 月 21 日 下午 12:17 
they say love knows no boundaries, i tried to date a girl latest week but she wasn't you, you are the only one i need, my love amelia, take this hard earney csh in earnest for i love you deeper than love can go;osdjfgpog from joah