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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard pene push against my leg (it was massive btw). I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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sum of my skillz r listed below
- i can roll a blunt in da rain
- kount money faster than a bank teller
- disconnect a car stereo in 9 seconds
- 22 SPM (stabs per minute)
- got my probatin officer 2 fall in luv wit me
- school wasn 4 me but i went to lunch cuz it was free - can do a crazy dougie
-i know how to 2 run 3 blocks in 30 seconds with 2 32 inch flat screens in my hands