Java Jesus
Java J. Jesus
Chad
What a miracle of flesh and bone you are :reheart:

i'm just a spiritual gangster living out a life sentence in a human body


"The moon's an arrant thief, And her pale fire she snatches from the sun"

"in these broken branches a nest for cracked eggs; the ones who hurt have so much to give"

"Look at the weak and cry, pray one day you'll be strong
Fighting for your rights, even when you're wrong
And hope that at least one of you sing about me when I'm gone"

"You can dream a little dream or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it 'cause dreamers always chase but never get it"

"Objects may be closer than they appear, Because when you're by yourself there's nobody else to lie to."

"Funny fact about a cage, they’re never built for just one group
So when that cage is done with them and you’re still poor, it will come for you."
What a miracle of flesh and bone you are :reheart:

i'm just a spiritual gangster living out a life sentence in a human body


"The moon's an arrant thief, And her pale fire she snatches from the sun"

"in these broken branches a nest for cracked eggs; the ones who hurt have so much to give"

"Look at the weak and cry, pray one day you'll be strong
Fighting for your rights, even when you're wrong
And hope that at least one of you sing about me when I'm gone"

"You can dream a little dream or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it 'cause dreamers always chase but never get it"

"Objects may be closer than they appear, Because when you're by yourself there's nobody else to lie to."

"Funny fact about a cage, they’re never built for just one group
So when that cage is done with them and you’re still poor, it will come for you."
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Its coffee i swear
Yung Salt 31 Jul, 2021 @ 11:08pm 
-Rep. After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard pene push against my leg (it was massive btw). I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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AirlessAlarm 16 Jun, 2016 @ 4:04am 
+rep helped me hide all the bodys
Java Jesus 24 Jan, 2015 @ 4:08pm 
i know
Zombie兜 24 Jan, 2015 @ 3:53pm 
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bnasty 17 Nov, 2014 @ 7:40pm 
yo i be 20 year old tryn make it in this rap game but dis world dun love no1 so u ned tha money to make things happen na mean so im postin this resume lookin 4 dat work i have lots of skills dat can succeed your company ya feel me ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me are looking for somewhere to work ut i aint bout that hourly i want dat straight up money in my hand ya hurd

sum of my skillz r listed below
- i can roll a blunt in da rain
- kount money faster than a bank teller
- disconnect a car stereo in 9 seconds
- 22 SPM (stabs per minute)
- got my probatin officer 2 fall in luv wit me
- school wasn 4 me but i went to lunch cuz it was free - can do a crazy dougie
-i know how to 2 run 3 blocks in 30 seconds with 2 32 inch flat screens in my hands