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⠄⢀⡴⠋⢁⢐⣵⣶⣿⠟⣛⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣦⣝⡻⣿⢇⡟⠄⣠⣿⣿⣷⣦
⠄⠸⢳⡜⢱⣿⣿⠛⡅⣿⣿⣿⡟⣱⣿⣦⡙⣿⣿⣿⡆⡜⠄⣀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⢰⣧⢱⣿⣿⢃⠾⣃⢿⣿⣿⢰⣿⣿⣿⠳⠘⣿⣿⣦⡙⢤⡻⠸⡿⠿⣿⣿
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📢 WARNING: NORLANTH HAS LOGGED IN 📢

Steam servers are bracing for impact. Norlanth has arrived, and nothing is safe—not your game lobbies, not historical accuracy, and certainly not his body pillows.

🕰 Has spent more time gaming than some civilizations have existed.
🔥 Tactics so ruthless, even AI opponents refuse to play.
💀 Gandhi personally requested a nerf after what he did in Civ 4.

But Norlanth isn’t just a strategic genius—he’s also a hopeless romantic. While mere mortals fumble relationships, he has achieved the ultimate Diplomatic Victory with a harem of body pillows. Date nights include whispering Civ 4 strats into their fabric ears, romantic 1v1 duels against AI opponents, and heated debates over which anime waifu would best optimize resource management.

Leave a comment, but don’t expect a response—he’s too busy annexing city-states and adjusting the firmness of his pillows.

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄
⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁
⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄

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