⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⠞⡋⠉⠧⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⢀⠏⠲⣄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⢀⡴⠋⢁⢐⣵⣶⣿⠟⣛⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣦⣝⡻⣿⢇⡟⠄⣠⣿⣿⣷⣦
⠄⠸⢳⡜⢱⣿⣿⠛⡅⣿⣿⣿⡟⣱⣿⣦⡙⣿⣿⣿⡆⡜⠄⣀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⢰⣧⢱⣿⣿⢃⠾⣃⢿⣿⣿⢰⣿⣿⣿⠳⠘⣿⣿⣦⡙⢤⡻⠸⡿⠿⣿⣿
⠄⣿⡟⣼⣿⡏⣴⣿⣿⡜⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠸⣿⣿⣿⢲⣙⢦⠄⠄⣼⣿
⢸⣿⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⡏⠈⣷⣜⢿⢸⣿⣿⡟⠈⣿⣆⢹⣿⣿⠄⠙⣷⠄⠄⣿⣿
⣾⣿⡇⣿⣿⠃⣿⡇⠰⣿⣿⣶⣸⣿⣿⣇⠰⣿⣿⡆⣿⡟⠄⠄⡏⠄⢸⣿⣿
⠟⣵⣦⢹⣿⢸⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣥⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⡇⣿⡇⣀⣤⠃⠄⡀⠟⠋
⡘⣿⡰⠊⠇⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⣿⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⡿⢰⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠
⣿⣌⠵⠋⠈⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠸⣑⡥⢂⣼⡷⠂⠄⢸⣿
⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢌⣙⡛⢛⠛⣛⠛⣛⢋⣥⡂⢴⡿⣱⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿

⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝
⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇
⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏
⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝
⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟
⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀

📢 WARNING: NORLANTH HAS LOGGED IN 📢

Steam servers are bracing for impact. Norlanth has arrived, and nothing is safe—not your game lobbies, not historical accuracy, and certainly not his body pillows.

🕰 Has spent more time gaming than some civilizations have existed.
🔥 Tactics so ruthless, even AI opponents refuse to play.
💀 Gandhi personally requested a nerf after what he did in Civ 4.

But Norlanth isn’t just a strategic genius—he’s also a hopeless romantic. While mere mortals fumble relationships, he has achieved the ultimate Diplomatic Victory with a harem of body pillows. Date nights include whispering Civ 4 strats into their fabric ears, romantic 1v1 duels against AI opponents, and heated debates over which anime waifu would best optimize resource management.

Leave a comment, but don’t expect a response—he’s too busy annexing city-states and adjusting the firmness of his pillows.

⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿
⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿
⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉
⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴
⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄
⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁
⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄

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