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Recommended
22.1 hrs last two weeks / 6,796.0 hrs on record (4,418.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 Dec, 2016 @ 3:59am
Updated: 5 Feb, 2021 @ 1:09am

===[ ❤ Audience: ]===
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players
☑ People who had s*x with your mom and shouting russians or both

===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===
☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

===[ $ Price/quality: ]===
☐ Full price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it
☑ I already spent like 300 $ on the game which I totally regret and I rather could've spent it on my girlfriends birthday gift, who is not my gf anymore guess why huh?

===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===
☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer
☑ A functioning computer and a nervous system which holds like elevator rope wire or you will be mentally broken by the end of 3 games

===[ ☼ Difficulty: ]===
☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Dark Souls
☑ Easy to to play after a short period of time but hard to keep your will to live after a long time


===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☑ Endless, like my suffering when I click on the icon representing Dota2

===[ ♬ Story] ===
☑ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

===[ § Bugs ]===
☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☑ After every patch someone's head or model is missing
☐ Nothing

===[ ✦ Others: ]===
Multiplayer: Yes if you want cancer
Singleplayer: Yes if you want cancer
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