Scene II
[Enter Donte, Demon, and Wubeth. Wubeth resounds in the background throughout.]
Donte: "Hark! Thou must be the final component of this bilious villainy!"
Demon: "Who art thou?"
Donte: "I doth be thy courtier, thou abhorrent container of refuse!"
Demon: "Who in the name of the beast with two backs art thou? BLEAUGHAUGH"
Donte: "Behold, thou hast missed the mark! And my Christian name art Donte."
Demon: "DONTE? Bastard of Sparda and Eva the concubine?!? BLEAUGHAUGH"
Donte: "Yea verily! But thou mayest address me by my title: Donte, slayer of demons! Doth it not smell as sweetly as a rose?"
Demon: "Thou seekest to slay me? Thou canst slay me! For a thousand and two hundred years I have drawn breath!"
Donte: "Humorous, seeing as thy countenance begets a creature of twelve thousand!"
Demon: "Fornicate thou!"
Dante: "Fornicate THOU!"
Demon: "Fornicate THOUUUUUUBLAUGHAUGH!"
[Wubeth increases in volume]
[End Scene]