About Me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
:greattrump:Who Am I?
I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!

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It's COOL to be virgin!
Post this on the wall of a virgin friend and tell them how much of a VIRGIN they are!

I have a 30 pedigree horse, $480,000+
and CANNOT enter race of champions!!!
How come boss?

my buddies and i used to play bank account chicken where you wire them the full contents of your bank account and say "bet you wont send it back" but our wives made us stop

In the realm of digital amusement, a gentleman by the name of Brawkoli discovered himself at a crossroads, beset with a peculiar temptation to abandon his erstwhile Counter Strike comrades and seek solace in the cherished realms of the critically acclaimed MMORPG, Final Fantasy XIV. Yet, in contemplating this diversion, Brawkoli could not help but weigh the consequences of such an endeavor. Would his newfound virtual companions rival the camaraderie of his former team? Could he find in this unexplored realm the same thrill and excitement that had ignited his passion for Counter Strike? Indeed, the prospect of embarking on a new adventure in the realm of Final Fantasy XIV stirred in him an anticipation tinged with trepidation, as he hesitated between the familiarity of past endeavors and the promise of uncharted joys. Only time would unfold the intricacies of his choice, guiding him towards an unforeseen destiny in the intricate tapestry of gaming experiences.