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Add me!

today i accidentally logged into a zoom meeting a few minutes early and the only other person who had joined was a man i hadn't met before. i said hi then muted myself and started drinking a root beer. he was quiet for a while then said, "i just want to say that i'm fully obsessed with you drinking a can of root beer right now." i said, "thanks" and he said, "sorry, you're muted." i unmuted and said, "thanks" then he started laughing really loudly like a wild hyena, like a really sick and tortured animal. i really think that god is going to return to earth soon

It is I, Mohammed bin Salman, crown prince of the Saudis. I'm in town and want to meet girls... Can you help me out? I will give you $1,000,000,000,000,000

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cool friend