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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.0 hrs on record
Posted: 1 May, 2021 @ 6:50pm
Updated: 2 May, 2021 @ 3:36am

Repentance? More like Repent-ants in my pants because you have to move like a fu**ing god to get far into the new content, good luck with your 0.8 speed ♥♥♥♥♥♥. What's that? You want bwimstone wittle baby, too bad! You get another shot speed up. Huh? You wanted to not get hit every second by annoying enemies that have far too much range and shot speed, uh uh, tsk tsk, that's not how this dlc works, maybe you should've played azazel. Having to get to the secret dlc boss is tedious? Oh that sucks for you little guy. Good items? Oh yeah, only got a few of them.

Here's the thing. This DLC is brimming with quality but utterly fails in making every run fun, and even runs that seem overpowered you'll have very little health or you'll get bs'ed by no heart pickups. The new bosses have a wide range of attacks and appear well choreographed, but you'll find yourself being hurt far too much and it being impossible to avoid. I recommend this DLC for sure, but just be ready to have far more breath-holding, heart-stopping, butt-clenching moments because you don't know whether you'll be hit or not.
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