Recent reviews by Existence is Pain

Woah, when did this game triple in price...?

Boooooooo!

Oh Jacob, Paradigm ended up being better than I could have imagined.

It's so good to see the full game after all the hard work you put into it, seeing parts of the game that I remember watching you draw while streaming on Twitch and seeing how they all fit in together at the end of it.

Okay, I'll stop fawning over Jacob and get back to actually reviewing the game.

Good 'ol point n click goodness, the puzzles were so well thought up but not too cryptic so that even I could figure them out! The humour is just abosolute gold and I'm sure my housemate was concerned over the noises I was making while playing this. It's just honestly so good that all I can even think to complain about was that I only spent 6 hours of my life on this, but it was an incredible 6 hours that I never want back.

Thank you for providing me with something I actually really enjoyed for the first time in a while.

I was enjoying it so much that I actually spent money on it, logged on today and my whole vault has just disappeared and I can't even get a refund for the money I wasted on a vault that no longer exists.

I tried to get in contact with support and they palmed me off to a FAQ that doesn't mention anything about losing your vault.

I'd suggest not spending any money on this game.

Honestly didn't think I would get this emotionally connected to the game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The choices felt like choices and story had me feeling every kind of emotion.

Hint: don't watch the the credits unless you feel like crying. (I felt like crying)

I didn't pack tissues on this feels trip and I regret it.

This is one game I keep coming back to replay, I've played through this 4 times (on another steam account) now and about to make it number 5, I love the characters and choices and probably still haven't experienced everything this game has to offer.

The DLC also somehow makes this game even better.

Buy it~!

Been struggling to enjoy anything, but I enjoy this.

I named my snail "poo head" I love him.

I wish I was able to play this for longer than 5 seconds everyday though.

EDIT: IF YOU ZOOM RIGHT IN TO A PLANT YOU CAN SING TO IT, I LOVE THIS GAME.

I can't explain why I enjoyed it, perhaps it's because I love cheese and this was covered in it.

The main storyline is fairly short, about 2 hours but when completing it it was only 25% finished so plenty to do.

Worst thing about this game, as an Australian was the god awful attempt at the Australian accent.