JOHN HELLDIVER
-1   Canada
 
 
TOTAL ALIEN DEATH, NEVER FORGET MALEVELON CREEK.

SPILL OIL.

BEHEAD BOTS.

ROUNDHOUSE KICK A TERMINID INTO THE CONCRETE,
SLAM DUNK A CLANKER BABY INTO THE TRASH CAN.

CRUCIFY FILTHY COCKROACHES AND DROP BOMBS ON THEIR HOME.

LAUNCH CHARGERS INTO ALPHA CENTAURI.
TOSS BOTS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOS.
FEED RED MONKEYS TO BILE TITANS.
CURBSTOMP PREGNANT BUGGERS.
JUDO THROW HUNTERS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
MACHINEGUN SHRIEKERS IN HALF.

URINATE INTO BUG NESTS AND STIR FRY THEIR YELLOW EYES FOR JU-JU BEES.

REPORT ANTI-DEMOCRATIC ACTION TO THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH.

SET FIRES TO THEIR HOME PLANETS.












V banger quotes from years ago V

ins0mniak: yo
ins0mniak: i know how im gonna make millions
ins0mniak: so this briliant idea just hit me
ins0mniak: i put my underwear into the dryer and took it out and put it on and its like i have heating now

ins0mniaK is now Online.
ins0mniaK: Wow lol so funny xd *insert typical lowiq meme here*

Holy: http://i.imgur.com/cBBcMLv.png
Holy: http://i.imgur.com/8Wtc6cq.png
Holy: c9 pls, i need a new gaming toilet

OUR NAME IS CLOUD 9
WE ALWAYS SEEM TO CHOKE
STEWIE COULD SAVE US
BUT HE DIED IN THE SMOKE

In regards to gambling on csgolotto at the ripe age of 16:
insanity: feelsbadman
insanity: i wish i won that so i could coin flip
insanity: now my moms 10 dollars down the drain

Queuing in CSGO and my friend went goblin mode:
Mizer: Hey max

changes his name

Dosia Skype Sex: Wanna have sex
<ins0mniak: no ♥♥♥♥ off nazar

changes his name to his irl phone number

Dosia Skype Sex (hisphone): hi
Dosia Skype Sex (hisphone): wanna have sex now
ins0mniak: rofl ur retarded
ins0mniak: jump off the nearest bridge please
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⛧Diablita⛧ 20 nov, ore 14:04 
Best damn helldiver ive dive'd with. God bless Democracy
JOHN HELLDIVER 30 ago, ore 10:42 
r u ok LOL, I was having fun it aint that deep but here u r
Silly 29 ago, ore 18:00 
LOL wouldnt get off my ♥♥♥♥ but still clipped u lol thanks for free bounty :steamhappy::steamhappy:
JOHN HELLDIVER 22 mar, ore 19:12 
TOTAL ALIEN DEATH, NEVER FORGET MALEVELON CREEK.

KILL BUGS.

BEHEAD BOTS.

ROUNDHOUSE KICK A TERMINID INTO THE CONCRETE,
SLAM DUNK A CLANKER BABY INTO THE TRASH CAN.

CRUCIFY FILTHY COCKROACHES AND DROP BOMBS ON THEIR HOME.

LAUNCH CHARGERS INTO ALPHA CENTAURI.
TOSS BOTS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOS.
FEED RED MONKEYS TO BILE TITANS.
CURBSTOMP PREGNANT BUGGERS.
JUDO THROW HUNTERS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
MACHINEGUN SHRIEKERS IN HALF.

URINATE INTO BUG NESTS AND STIR FRY THEIR YELLOW EYES FOR JU-JU BEES.

REPORT ANTI-DEMOCRATIC ACTION TO THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH.

SET FIRES TO THEIR HOME PLANETS.
JOHN HELLDIVER 22 mar, ore 19:11 
TOTAL ALIEN DEATH, NEVER FORGET MALEVELON CREEK.

KILL BUGS.

BEHEAD BOTS.

ROUNDHOUSE KICK A TERMINID INTO THE CONCRETE,
SLAM DUNK A CLANKER BABY INTO THE TRASH CAN.

CRUCIFY FILTHY COCKROACHES AND DROP BOMBS ON THEIR HOME.

LAUNCH CHARGERS INTO ALPHA CENTAURI.
TOSS BOTS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOS.
FEED RED MONKEYS TO BILE TITANS.
CURBSTOMP PREGNANT BUGGERS.
JUDO THROW HUNTERS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
MACHINEGUN SHRIEKERS IN HALF.

URINATE INTO BUG NESTS AND STIR FRY THEIR YELLOW EYES FOR JU-JU BEES.

REPORT ANTI-DEMOCRATIC ACTION TO THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH.

SET FIRES TO THEIR HOME PLANETS.
JOHN HELLDIVER 22 mar, ore 19:11 
TOTAL ALIEN DEATH, NEVER FORGET MALEVELON CREEK.

KILL BUGS.

BEHEAD BOTS.

ROUNDHOUSE KICK A TERMINID INTO THE CONCRETE,
SLAM DUNK A CLANKER BABY INTO THE TRASH CAN.

CRUCIFY FILTHY COCKROACHES AND DROP BOMBS ON THEIR HOME.

LAUNCH CHARGERS INTO ALPHA CENTAURI.
TOSS BOTS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOS.
FEED RED MONKEYS TO BILE TITANS.
CURBSTOMP PREGNANT BUGGERS.
JUDO THROW HUNTERS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
MACHINEGUN SHRIEKERS IN HALF.

URINATE INTO BUG NESTS AND STIR FRY THEIR YELLOW EYES FOR JU-JU BEES.

REPORT ANTI-DEMOCRATIC ACTION TO THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH.

SET FIRES TO THEIR HOME PLANETS.