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🐠 * 😺 * 🚙 * 💙 * 🕺 * 💗 * 🥗 * 🎁 * 📗 * 🌸 * 💎 * 👃 * 📒 * 🍆 * 📕 * ⛳
ㅤ* Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
ㅤ* Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
ㅤ* If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
⚡ * 📘 * 💃 * 🌳 * 📀 * 🐠 * 💎 * 🐊 * 💚 * 💃 * 🐟 * 💛 * 🚘 * 👳 * 🐛 * 💄
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.