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👑 🍖 🌽 💗 💚 🍆 🚘 🌋 🎁 🥗 👃 🎈 💙 🌳 📀 🍧
FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14
Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good
liquor at BYOB parties? Take along a candle, which you insert and
light after you've opened the bottle. No one ever expects anything
drinkable to be in a bottle which has a candle stuck in its neck.
Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth with
unfettered foot.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
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