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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2,000.0 hrs on record (544.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:01am
Updated: 24 Jun, 2024 @ 1:15am

500 hour review- Crypt is an amazing game with inspiring art style. You are an explorer lost in a crypt searching for an artifact. It's simple and easy 10/10. Or at least that's what they want you to think.

1000 hour review- Crypt is life, Greg is my son and I will take Vale to court if he tries to take him away from me. Please help I'm stuck in crypt. I finished reading the tomes and now know the secrets of the abyss I dwell in. slowly I am becoming Greg the cycle is repeating please quick whatever you do don't get lost.

1500 Hour review - help please i cant see any color but orange and brown. this may be my final message save yourself may greg help you

Im waiting for the MMO Key


I have done it: 2000 Hours

I have completed my endeavor to play Crypt for 2000 hours or more commonly known as 200 days on the planet of Jupiter. It is with great sorrow that I have completed this task. I may one day return to reach 2400 hours or for half as many Earth days as Jupiter. It will come as no surprise that I am not doing that today, nor will I be doing it be tomorrow. Below I have written a speech for you and the insects more as a memoir of my journey. Thank you for creating this game and ♥♥♥♥ you for not stopping me.

Mankind. that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is the 24th of June, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 24th of June will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We're fighting for our right to Greg, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 24th of June will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: Today, we celebrate Greggening Day
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22 Comments
Finho-chan 25 Jul, 2025 @ 4:13pm 
You are CRAZY man!
BLACKBEARD 16 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25pm 
speedrun the game my friend
mister 4 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51am 
Based
House 30 Sep, 2022 @ 3:36pm 
Tyger has done what god hasn't got the balls to do.
Greg 29 Sep, 2022 @ 5:10am 
I tamed Greg humanesque
Humanesque 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:12am 
I respect the hours put in, but what did you spend the time doing?
GrimKnight 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:46pm 
ok
Leadsniffer22 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:39pm 
mfw people think he farmed hours because they didnt see vale's new video
Holy 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:05pm 
people so mad about hours played, who cares? lmao
Azaréa 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:12am 
He's just cheating his time, he played 600 hours+ in the last 2 weeks, even 24h/24 would get you only to 336h. Just report him