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» While summoning the ☣
» papers, India pondered ♧
» without peeking fog ☻
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» drat the sweeping made! ☺
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» following my soul, ✔
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Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
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You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless ♥♥♥♥ stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your ♥♥♥♥. You are better off dead, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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