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» While summoning the ☣
» papers, India pondered ♧
» without peeking fog ☻
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» drat the sweeping made! ☺
» hark! zounds! basking weaving dog. ✣
» Monkey grunts strangely ✲
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» following my soul, ✔
» Japan measured my papers ♦
» throughout my clothing ∞
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Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.