This guy doesnt remember to log out of steam on public computers

THIS GUY IS A ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep after he absolutely carried me in a game of counter strike: global offensive, I added him on steam and invited him to play a couple of games with me. We ended up playing together everyday and eventually exchanged phone numbers. We started to facetime everynight at 2 am and talked on the phone for hours on end. He flew me out and we hungout. As soon as we got to his apartment, he pinned me on his bed and gave me the best ♥♥♥♥ of my life. He started to moan softly and breathe in my ear. I loved it. We ended up marrying each other and we went to cancun for our honeymoon. Turns out, he was cheating on me with none other than queen elizabeth. I hid the truth that I knew he was cheating from him and pretended everything was fine. On the last day of our honeymoon, I couldnt take it anymore and just whipped out my glock-9 and shot him 3 times in the ♥♥♥♥. I picked his ♥♥♥♥ up off the ground and stuffed it in my bag to take home. (I framed it and it is hanging on my wall).

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

This kid eats raw hotdogs with chop sticks