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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 10:21am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:13am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 10:13pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 2:35am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 4:54pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 2:49am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 4:56pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:00pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 4:52am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:27pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 5:04am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 1:54pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 2:19pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 5:02pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 5:27pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 5:51pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 6:28pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:32pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 9:22pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 11:35pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 2:55pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 2:41pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 11:51pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 11:53am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 12:30pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 12:52pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 1:52pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 10:50am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:25am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:22am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 1:15am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 2:17pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 6:36pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:02pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:42pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 7:53pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 8:12pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 10:15pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 2:09pm