And yes, by the way, I DO have a Five Nights At Freddy's Plushie collection, along with MANY other forms of merchandise. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the true fans' eyes only- and even then, they have to demonstrate that they agree with and accept all my theories about the lore of the games as objective facts. Nothing personal kid.

As a consequence, people who dislike Five Nights at Freddy's truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the depth in Golden Freddy's garbled FNAF 1 Night 5 quote "The Joy Of Creation" which itself is a reference to an excerpt from the book "Autobiography of a Yogi". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those ignorant fools scratching their heads in confusion as Scott Cawthon's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What idiots…how I pity them.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Five Nights at Freddy's. The lore is extremely complex and deep, and without a open-minded grasp of scary elements most of the horror will go over a typical player's head. There's also the fact FNAF was conceived from the game creator's greatest failure, the uncanny graphics of his previous game, Chipper and Sons Limber Co, giving forth the impression that you can eat failure and ♥♥♥♥ out success. The fans appreciate this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly experience the terror of the gameplay elements, to realize that it's not just scary- they teach you about stress management and the horrors of having a minimum wage job.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

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POV: Eminem is holding you captive in your own basement
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that’s an awfully taunt

sailors knot

can you escape it?

prolly not.

try to leave the basement, you’ll get shot

pull out my nine

it goes pop pop

˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ

If I’m Turkish I should be able to count every genocide committed by us; 1)dinosaur genocide (65 million years ago by turkish meteor) 2)kurd/armenian/greek genocides ( turks killed 986285910637 poor kurd/greek:armenian per 1 turkish soldier) 3) alien genocide (poor aliens just wanted to visit egypt and see the pyramids but back then egypt was under ottoman rule and turks killed them 😡😡) 4) lgbt genocide 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏿 5) genocide genocide (that’s why genocides not happening anymore because barbarian turks killed genocide 😡😡😡😡 )

good one

lol

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