Playing EU4 is like being the main character in a historical fanfic written by a drunk historian. One minute you’re vibing as Portugal exploring the seas, the next you’re invading Sweden because they insulted your navy’s drip. The game’s motto is basically 'What if I committed a war crime, but ✨diplomatically✨?' 10/10, would bankrupt my nation for a single province again.

Playing EU4 is like being the main character in a historical fanfic written by a drunk historian. One minute you’re vibing as Portugal exploring the seas, the next you’re invading Sweden because they insulted your navy’s drip. The game’s motto is basically 'What if I committed a war crime, but ✨diplomatically✨?' 10/10, would bankrupt my nation for a single province again.